"No, don't put that food in your mouth, it's Sasha's food!"
"If you touch the dog's food or water once more, I will have to spank you."
"Don't put Sasha's food in her water dish!"
"Come here...right now...and stop touching the dog's blanket."
"Stop dumping out her water."
"Did you dump Sasha's food in the plants?"
"Don't hit Sasha."
"No...uhhh....what are you doing?"
"Okay, let's tie Sasha up and (let's tie you up, no just thinking)...go in the house."
"Bathtime! Too many dog germs.!
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My advice: Forget training the dog. Continue training the boy. The Dog will eventually fall in to line. We'll keep you in our prayers.
I can't believe that Oscar needs so much attention now that you have Sasha......
Hahahahaha! We don't have a dog, but you do!!! :)
I love it - Ralph commented. It must be the dog- or he had such a good comeback and your mom refused to post it- whatever the reason- this is a momentous occasion and I'm going to have a moment of silence.
I am just as impressed as you are! He even has an account, I gather, since he didn't come on as an annonymous user. Finally, our tech-pro is getting more technical!
And...I am not going to READ-IN to his comment too much...could he REALLY have thought that I was talking to Oscar????
Yea Dad! I'm with Aunt Heidi! (The next logical step is Facebook...) And Oscar?--too funny!
I am so sorry to disappoint you all. It was really ME at Dad's computer, answering the blog. He never takes the time to read these wonderful thoughts and comments, but he was fiddling with my decrepit one yesterday, so I used his. I wasn't even sure if it would go through without my identity, etc. on his computer. I don't know for sure what happened, but all of a sudden it was there.
Didn't mean to offend Oscar, either. I just thought he'd get a kick out of the comment.
Man, I was gonna say Oscar for the joke, but I was beaten to it. Well played, gramschley. :)
-j
Well, I am truly disappointed! I really thought that dad was into blogging! So...YOU actually said that joke? hmmmm.
Disappointed is not even close, Carole, I'm crushed! I had a true moment of silence. ME! Oh well, tell him what fun he missed! Poor Oscar to be the butt of this hoax and joke. .................................
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Ok, Carole, that was another moment of silence- now tell Ralph to read and comment on his wonderful daughters blogs!
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